Chinese Rice

This morning the India office lady suddenly asked me how 'old' I am..

Frankly I do not believe in hiding my age ,,,what do you have to gain?

Told her that I am already approaching 50 (born 1965)...

She stared at me in disbelief ,...not sure if it was disgustingly that I look old or
admiringly that my appearance belies my age (cough cough cough)..



I do strongly strongly believed she was admiring my youthfulness (yada yada self praise no praise)..

and she asked me what food do I take

told her  CHINESE RICE ...and that made her cracked up

I phone and I

Smart me just discovered that the phone has this function :-

Yes, panaroma

M on the Clouds

Me over the Mt Everest..honey bunny actually complimented me on my bakings..

EXAM & REWARDS

Was listening to Mix FM on the way to office today, where the topic being discussed was exams, students & parents perceptions and of course, the dangling of carrots ..

That carrot part got me reminiscing about my eldest doter's PMR result. When she did better than we expected (to be honest, she is not stupid, only lazy), we as the 'kiasu' loving parent wanted to reward her and perhaps, she would be motivated, buck up and do better in SPM (which she did).

So we gave her RM1K.....and we wrote her a cheque for this amount..it's not safe to walk around with cash $$ in the pockets mah, rite

And we told her, she should keep the cheque to remind herself that this money was her hard-earned midnight burning (??) efforts. For self-motivation purpose..

So she gets to keep the RM1K cheque and we get to keep our RM1K..

We are HAPPY FAMILY ..

All the best to SPM sitters..

Birthday Cupcakes

For the little 'Harry Potter' birthday

And Finger Made It Four!

Don't ask me why she put her finger there!!! You have to ask the owner ....

I Touch I Lost

Y'day, while at a mega shopping mall downtown, I over heard a mother asking her doter ' where is your I Touch'.. Mind you, the doter is only like kindergarten age and already own an I Touch phone. Children si pah ho miah nowadays. Parents si pah kia su also.

So I quietly told my hubby, 'I Touch I Lost'

Yada yada, just say I have sour grapes loh..

High Waist Vs Low Waist

2 days ago, my doter spotted me wearing my low waisted jeans. I actually don't know what got into me

to get a pair of these jeans that just hug on to your hips bones. It's may feel sexy when one is in them but it's also a pain to be making sure that it stays on the hips!




She casually told me that the latest in thing is for jeans with high waist.








Good, I told her, then I can rummage for my old jeans and make myself a fashionable with my 'in-season' jeans.




Jas made a remark that goes like this



'Just make sure you still can squeeze all your waist into the jeans'

Kami Tak Kow Tow

another good read for the week.!!!

http://art-harun.blogspot.com/2010/06/kami-tak-kow-tow-kau-tau.html

The Power of Breast feeding!

This article had me cracking up ..nice reading to brighten up the weekend.


I really really hope it's only a joke.


Image, one suckle and all become one big HAPPY family..




http://1426.blogspot.com/2010/06/saudi-women-use-breasfeed-driver-fatwa.html

mY ApRil Fool Joke

my april fool joke on my cousin sister got her frantically calling me to check if my sms was true. To make it more serious, I told her that I was driving and cannot talk as I do not have a hand-free kit.

It got her more curious & worried (?)and she called her sister, whom was holidaying in hongkong, frantically to check if they know that my daughter was getting married on June 31, 2010.

Hahaha..my sms was sent at 5in the evening lah..

guess she was too stress out from work at the end of the 1st april 2010 to notice that for the month of june, there is only 30 days.

glad it was a good laugh & cheer her up after a hard day work!

JLL

Yesterday evening, we were out, driving around when I, spotted a Johor registered car, which starts with JLL xxxx..

Casually told hubby that if I have a new car, I want to have that registration no.

Because JLL stands for :

Janice Leng Lui


Hahah..ok lah..have a nice weekend..

My Latest Beau

Yesterday, I was on MSN with a girlfriend when she asked me if my hubby knew about my latest beau (or was it my last beau)?


I was like, OMG..what made her asked that question? how did she know & where did she get that piece of information from?


And ..what beau?

Haha..then I remembered my blog - MISSING HIM ALREADY!

Yes, my hubby does know about my last beau and my latest playmate! In fact, it was on his encouragement and persistance persuasion that I changed beau!


His family name starts with alphabet 'T' and his given name starts with an I..


and for a peek on how he looks alike, scroll below :-





















































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Ta la la ...my latest beau!

oop .....solli, the photo cannot be loaded..will try again..

Singapore also can hear (?)

This evening, we were watching the Singapore series 'Reunion Dinner', which is shown Mondays-Fridays at 7pm-8pm on Astro 301

Coincidentally, when the iman/uztaz (or whatever names they call themselves) started the Isyak prayer, there was a scene where the lady was closing the windows of her house.

My daughter commented :-
'See, she can also hear the surau's prayer in Singapore, that's why she is closing all her windows.'

MPV - MESTI PENUH VAN

MY TOYOTA UNSER MPV

Emperor Lim truly gave a new meaning to MPV – my car on the day we loaded up for the Good Time Line Dance at Atria ..he fully utilised & maximised the space !!!

Luckily my princesss is skinny..

15Malaysia - Slovak Sling

This video is 'darn' funny ....

Synopsis
A comedic re-enactment of how one politician tries to entice another to switch party allegiance as DVD pirates look on.

Ghost Talk

This is the Ghost month under the Lunar calendar, happy reading.



Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.

1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much suffering.

1st ghost : You're so pityful....
2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die?

1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?

1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.

2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us would still be alive now!!

Only in Malaysia

this signage managed to get the message across

as long as it's still road worthy!

now they have incorporated Spanish words into our road sign

- Mr Clown On The Go -

tangkap basah ??? *-*

In Malaysia, we do not have Zebra..but we have

Lembu Crossing

Lelong Time!

anywhere for a good reception

Have Kap Cai Semua Boleh

Which junction should I take??

Trying to challenge Mr Gravity

Let's meet at the junction

Am I Sick or Just 7+1

Sometimes I think I am sick !

Since young (from the day I know how to read the papers), the first page I will flip to in The Straits Times is the orbituary page (after the cartoon and TV page). It is still the same now, just that this will be one the pages that I must read.

I remembered that I would look at the deceased name, date of birth / death, age at time of demise and the descendants he/she left behind. I would go WOWW' when I see a long list of names, especially those with Tai Poh, Yee Lai, Sum Lai and their broods of mourners.

And then I will try to guess who married who, which grand child belongs to which set of parents.

In those days, as children, we have nothing much to play with (during our time there was no Astro, no PS, no PC), so we have to think of ways to entertain ourselves with all these.

Anyhow, I think I did improve my maths and my Inglish reading these ads!

Aunt Jasmine

Last Friday evening, after hubby and eldest girl sent the sister to tuition centre, she came barging into the kitchen and this was our conversation.

Doter (in angry tone) :
Mummy, do you know what Sook Chin’s brother called me just now?

(Sook Chin mother and I car pooled for Friday tuition, the boy is 13 years old)

Me
What did he call you - leng lui jie jie??

Doter
No..guess again..

Me
Can’t think of anything..what did he call you?


Doter (in a madder tone)
Aunty !

Me
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHaaaa.. (I laughed until my eyes tears!)

Doter
Very funny meh??

Me
Yes, very very..you always called me aunty, so now you are also an aunty. Welcome to the club.

But why did he call you aunty?

Doter
I also don’t know. After he got down from the car, he turned
around and said this to me ‘Aunty – please pass the keys to my sister’

Me
Ha ha ha ha..see I told you to cut your hair shorter. The last time
you had long hair, someone said you were my sister-in-law*..now with shoulder length hair, some one called you aunty. Go hair saloon tomorrow and crop off those hair !

* during our 2007 Hainan trip, an uncle mistook my doter as my mother-in-law's doter – so my doter became my sister in law lioa..