Office small talks

Human cannot survive alone..so they need to live in communities and tat means having daily interacting with people around loh..

there's the usual family members (including the in-laws and out-laws), then the neighbours, friends, and so on and so on...

Today, i will focus on interaction in the office lah..that means with your colleagues, those tat u kam cheng kam cheng wan or those that you beh tahan when see their faces & wish you can silently murmur some mambo-jambo to make them disappear into thin air (PUFFFF)..

Every day you see them, and over a period of time, sum even share their secrets ..& these secrets can really b juicy juicy wan..like an over RIPE.......... (fill in the blank yourself with whatever u fancy)..

if you are wondering if m going to reveal ..OLEDI SAID IT'S SECRET mah..so HOW CAN TELL YOU ..aiyah...simple english dun noe how to read meh..

then there are those we very diplomatic wan..and only small talks in office without revealing too much of oneself....like asking how was their lunch (as if we care)..

some conversations can be interesting but some are PLAIN BORING rite..we just have to yen yen yen for the sake of yen and listen loh..(on the border of hyprocrisy)

I have one ex-colleague whom is DAMM plaIn CRUDE and sud I say, a bit self important..he loves to talk & talk & talk & talk about HIMSELF and he loves to repeat, repeat and repeat and repeat about H....SELF

one day he had a stomach upset (dunno lah what he hantam the nite b4) in the office...so he go lah do his business/investment in the gents..

the best beh tahan small talk for that day in the office was about HIS SHIT.. he was so engrossed describing his pooh pooh texture ..and how firey his back door was after he drop the Hiroshima bomb..(i personally think he got HIGH lah during the whole episode of describing)..

ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG

WHATTAHACK..

I DUN CARE SHIT IF YOUR SHIT IS SOLID, LIQUIFIED, BROWN, PURPLE OR EVEN PINK..


JUST GET THE FARK OUT OF MY FACE......BEH TAHAN LIAO...