HTML is killing me!

Today, I am freaking mad (yes, just like what my doter said) freaking mad but at myself, because I realised I am so freaking stupid.

I can kick myself silly and yet not know how to do it.

Tried to insert a HTML code into this blog, but tried as I may, nothing is happening.

I will give it a few more tries, if I am still not successful, I will freaking well give it up

ARRRRGGGGGHHH!

i AM STUPID or Wat?

Ms Wong - My Kawan

My friend sent me this email yesterday at about 4 sumting, as I was about to pack for the day and go home to enjoy myself.

She then desperately called me and asked me to help her draft the letter…

Did I help or not?

Ok, I sure help loh cos me very nice lady wat and she is a loh yau kei!

well, let see why she is a loh yau kei

Her signature greetings will make your ears hot and your cheeks red.

She is the lady whom never invited us to her house because she is afraid we will mess-up her home, although we promised to be good girls , be on our best behavior and help to clean up the mess!!

She is the lady whom pre-cooked the food when she invited us, that's after umpteen time of threats to sever our friendship, for a steam-boat lunch. Her reason : fast fast eat, then can leave her house and she can starts her dettol-clean up!

She is the lady who definitely makes the most noise in our gatherings! without her, it will only be half the fun!

Without her, life will definitely be very very quiet and a bit peaceful.

and Miss Wong, when you read this entry, remember when we have pot luck ...it means you have to bring a personally home-cooked dish to share, not just your belly pot to fill up !!!!

Lucky Me!

I have never been lucky in any lucky draws, perhaps GOD has blessed me in other ways.

So whenever there's a lucky draw, I will just be happy for the other luckier people.

At the loyalty nite, there was a lucky draw event. My girlfriend was lucky to win a hamper of some make-up stuff. I chit-chated and while away my time while the event was going on. And then I heard my name and company's name being announced by the MC..I was like..what,,are they calling my name?? Cannot be cause I've never won any so far, nevertheless, my girlfriend was shouting for me to go get my prize..

hahhaaha..ok. so i got a bit of luck this time.

And what did I get.....a cake mixer!

Swallow It Ladies!! For Cancer Prevention!

An interesting article which I read from a blog-roll..



This is just the kind of news you guys have been waiting for …

A study shows that women who perform a fellatio (blow-job) and swallow the semen have a lower risk of getting breast cancer.

Oct 2, 2003 report by AP that says women who do this on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40%.

The study by the North Carolina State University was done on over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid over the past ten years.

“Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,” said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University.

“Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances.”

The study is reported in the Journal of Medical Research.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

“The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio,” Shafteer said. “It’s a cause, not THE cause.”

Well, after reading this article, we sure will look at sticky stuff as just not to make babies but also as the BIG C saviour!!

Air Asia Red Alert

Received the REd-ALERT :- Be prepared for the BIGGEST Sale of the year! Brace yourself for something even better than FREE SEATS. Plan your holidays now! Book on Sunday, midnight. (Click on the title to be directed to AA promo page) So what can be better than FREE SEATS?? FREE HOTEL NITES OR FREE COMBO MEALS OR FREE AIRPORT TRANSFERS, FREE SEAT SELECTIONS?? Let wait and see what is AA offering this time!!!

Stupid Shit Guy

Last nite, I attended a hotel gathering for loyal supporters. Loyal supporters as in the sense that we give them room nites, and not sleeping in their rooms.

Beside the free makan, they also had some companies, whom sponsored door gifts, free hair-do/make-ups and advices on how to look & feel good.

One of the sponsors, a hairdressing academy, had a 30 minute session about grooming. The representative was a guy, let’s called him Mr XYZ.

Mr XYZ started off saying that he has 25 pairs of spectacles (although he does not need any). Those spectacles were to make him look more mature to his clients as he is only 29 years old. To me, he looks more like he is approaching 40 with his beard and without his specs. Anyway, personally I think no one was interested in how old he is !

He continued to say that ladies must make themselves feel good and walk (or was it ‘fly’) like there's winds beneath her feet. He said ‘You must make sure you make enough money so that you can spend more money to beautify yourself! You need to have at least 50pairs of shoes, with matching handbags, accessories and a colourful wardrobe, like Ms Mariah Carey (ok, the Mariah part I add in myself wan). And make sure you are fully painted with make-up before you leave the house!

Mr XYZ mentioned that he has about 10 PAS (personal Assistants), one of whom was a runner up in a beauty queen competition. Whenever he mentioned that he has an appointment with so and so the next day, he will ask her to take extra care with her dressing and she will come with a lowered neckline!!!! And his clients appreciate it!

Cissss….now he sounding more like a pimp than an image consultant!!

He continued with a lots of remarks, which I personally felt was degrading to female gender.

This guy think of ladies like vases or some decorative stuff with only air between the ears. The females are there to pamper the male visual and pander to their egos!

hello kawan, confident ladies do not have to hide behind thick wall of paint and lowered necklines or shorten hemlines just to stay in the job…we are at the loyalty night because we are smart/intelligent and we have a brain that we fully utilised. That's what our bosses pay us to do, not just to be a decorative vase or whatever!!

He is a guy full of stupid shits!!!

I believe

This is an emo post..

Last Christmas, I made a wish to Santa Claus and I think he did hear me..probably because I have been such a good girl (wuahahaha – self praise is no praise ya), that he is granting me my wish this year!!

Double-Heart Attacks Year

2009 is the Year of Double-Heart Attacks. That’s because I have 2 young ladies in my house, with my hubby’s surname and some of my genes, sitting for their government exams, one in Sept and the other in Nov/December.

Perhaps as parent, I am on the kiasu side, always worrying that they will not do well in the subjects and not being able to go to a school/college of their choice (or is it mine??). However, the two ladies are taking life so easy and not in a bit hurry for any revisions.

We are the ones always telling (or rather yelling) them to do daily revision. Some of the advices I gave reminded me of those days when we were told of the same by our elders. Historical sentences repeating themselves when it comes to parenting advices.

I guess I have to take life easy like them too, otherwise I may not live to see them graduating!!!

My Daughter & National Service

My daughter kena National Service



'Tahniah bahawa Jasmine Goh (ic number) telah dipilih untuk menyertai PLKN bagi siri 7/2010'



I had to read the sms myself to believe ...aiyah why is she so 'lucky' to strike this NS stuff..


Need to write in defer and hopefully she does not have to go to one of those 'CAMP', which will not serve any purpose anyway..!

Back On Line

Have been too busy (lazy more likely) for any posts these 2 weeks.

Was busy surfing the nets for some detailed informations. Boss was away these 2 weeks, so i can happily surfed every day till my heart contents, with no interruptions or distractions..

Everything is settled now, so i can now post and write lap sup and crap about nonsense again !!!!!!

TENJI TEMPTATION

Finally, we caved in to the Tenji temptation!

It was a spontaneous decision to do lunch there one day and we managed to get a last-minute reservation

Our table was on the unair-conditioned section as their air-conditioned area was fully booked.

At present, they are running a promotion of RM39.90++/pax for lunch (11.30am-4.00pm) on weekdays.

There is a wide spread of Chinese, Western and of course, Japanese food. Children and those with sweet tooth would love their dessert counter, which offered over 20 varieties of cakes, monji and cookies. Hagen Das ice-creams with 6 flavors.

The coffee machine was great too (cappuccino, expresso etc) and fruit juice was on free flow basis. I like their young coconut! (which is high cholosterol)

chocolate pudding & pies

Japanese mochi & kiwi jelly

HAGEN DAZ ICE-CREAM

Cheers 2009

At last, I made it to my first Cheers competition at Putra Stadium, Bukit Jalil, thanks to the persistence of my daughter, whom dragged both her parents to this event. This is Cheers 10th anniversary.

We missed the morning session, but thoroughly enjoyed the afternoon session where the best 15teams were vying for the winner trophy! Besides, there were also other complementary awards eg. best supporting team award, best dressed, best make-up etc etc.

It’s good to have teenagers being all rounder, instead of just the book worm that every parent wants their child to be. The Stadium is also a good venue for them to exercise their lungs and shout/scream to their heart contents, and they sure can with the adrenalin rushing thru their young veins. The stadium was roaring with the cheerleaders and avid supporters all cheering like crazy, dressed in their favourite team colours! Some schools also had their own mascots!

The hosts of this year, (sorry did not get the names) was good in creating a lot of funs for the both these teenagers (and the not so young).

As a tribute to the great MJ, they played a few of his songs and had the crowd moving to the rhythm. We also did the Mexican wave twice. Even my ‘china man’ hubby did the wave and the Michael Jackson thriller move!

It was definitely a youthful experience sitting with all these teenagers and to be young at heart again!