Not again

By now, most Malaysian would know that DSAI - Dato' Sri Anwar Ibrahim, whom has gone hiding at the Turkish Embassy in Kuala Lumpur, is being investigaged for SODOMY..

I do not read the MSM papers on weekends..not bother to spend RM1.20 / RM 1.50 for those pages of advertisements..and some rubbish news. Woke up on Sunday morning to the TV blaring news that DSAI assistant has made a police report that DSAI has 'backend' him. Quickly on my PC to access M2day for the latest info on this 'juicy' news. Also on the net was the photo of this guy whom got liwated.i would say 'not bad looking', with the 'next door boy ' image (altho not my type loh).

Now the police said they will investigate thoroughly before proceeding furthe.

Is history repeating itself? Let's wait and see.

Is KL so Bl**dy Expensive

Was on an express bus (Ipoh->Taiping) on Tuesday..there were these 2 men (a malay & chinese) sitting in the row behind me. overhead the following conversation between the two of them -( i was not eaves dropping ok..but u noe with the seats between rows so close, sumtime we can help overhearing conversations).

A : Just now that lady whom send you to the bas station, your frenz?
B : Yes, she was kind enuf to give me a lift to the station
A : She not working ?
B : No, between jobs but she just got an offer from ABZ company. They are offering her RM2,200 to be based in Ipoh
A : with that salary ok to survive in Perak..but if the company send her to KL, she needs at least RM3K to survive
B : Not, she will be in Perak
A : If my company send me to KL..I nid at least RM6K..expensive rental, transporation, food

wow,wow..is it so bl**dy expensive to live in K L meh for a single bachelor guy?

I dunno about you, but I remember surviving in KL on RM300 / month those many many moons ago.

Has our money really shrunk in buying power or is it youngsters nowdays are really really SPENDRIFT? I dunno..

Miss Water - U can Comment but You Cannot Critize

This entry is dedicated to my frenz..let’s called her Ms Water (cos tat her name in India)…she was one of the very first to be invited to view the birth of my blog, Can she be called god mother to my blog..please some one update me on this ‘pangkat’ (title) thing.

Anyway, after much begging and persuasion, she logged in loh..she did no leave any comments, so tot my blog must be ok lah for a newbie..

2 days later, she said very boring blog..

Hello frenz, my blog only 2 items old, how to be interesting lah… summore you my frenz or not? You can comment, you can give me your opinions and recommendations…BUT U CANNOT CRITISE ok ..cos I very sensitive mah…now you have elevated my self esteem to zerooo ... how to make a living blogging like tat. Not yet even celebrate my blog's full moon, oledi sentenced to death..give me time grow please

Wat ever happened..I want 2 still thank her for her honesty cos she is A TRUE frenz .so my dear Ms Water..if and ever I make any $$$ from blogging…I will belanja you makan.

and please dun be angry...like i said true friends are not frighten to say the TRUTH..
without her comments, i probably will not challenge myself and lost steams oledi long ago..

Now you tell me about your experience/feeling as a new kid on the block .

Office small talks

Human cannot survive alone..so they need to live in communities and tat means having daily interacting with people around loh..

there's the usual family members (including the in-laws and out-laws), then the neighbours, friends, and so on and so on...

Today, i will focus on interaction in the office lah..that means with your colleagues, those tat u kam cheng kam cheng wan or those that you beh tahan when see their faces & wish you can silently murmur some mambo-jambo to make them disappear into thin air (PUFFFF)..

Every day you see them, and over a period of time, sum even share their secrets ..& these secrets can really b juicy juicy wan..like an over RIPE.......... (fill in the blank yourself with whatever u fancy)..

if you are wondering if m going to reveal ..OLEDI SAID IT'S SECRET mah..so HOW CAN TELL YOU ..aiyah...simple english dun noe how to read meh..

then there are those we very diplomatic wan..and only small talks in office without revealing too much of oneself....like asking how was their lunch (as if we care)..

some conversations can be interesting but some are PLAIN BORING rite..we just have to yen yen yen for the sake of yen and listen loh..(on the border of hyprocrisy)

I have one ex-colleague whom is DAMM plaIn CRUDE and sud I say, a bit self important..he loves to talk & talk & talk & talk about HIMSELF and he loves to repeat, repeat and repeat and repeat about H....SELF

one day he had a stomach upset (dunno lah what he hantam the nite b4) in the office...so he go lah do his business/investment in the gents..

the best beh tahan small talk for that day in the office was about HIS SHIT.. he was so engrossed describing his pooh pooh texture ..and how firey his back door was after he drop the Hiroshima bomb..(i personally think he got HIGH lah during the whole episode of describing)..

ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG

WHATTAHACK..

I DUN CARE SHIT IF YOUR SHIT IS SOLID, LIQUIFIED, BROWN, PURPLE OR EVEN PINK..


JUST GET THE FARK OUT OF MY FACE......BEH TAHAN LIAO...

What Some PPL do at their work stations

At times..things that people do at their office work station really 'SURPRISE' me..



I am not talking about eating or yakking non stop to their yee mah ku jehs, 3 ku lok pohs or whoever over the handy or fixed line (indirectly annoucing to the whole world know what they did last nite or how much $$ they have).. That i still can tolerate (even beh tahan still got to yen yen and yen)..



me talking about people squeezing their pimples (again & again), digging their gold mine (noses) or baring their teeth to pick at stuck morsels ..& yes, also trying to scrath their balls (or kueh) while seated in their chairs ..aiyah..can't they do it in the privacy of the washroom..u can go squeeze, dig & scratch until syiok syiok ..tat your business but don't make me want to puke lah with your INDECENT actions..

Cis ,,hv respect lah for yourself and those people around you..
























Have a nice weekend...

I need a new Job

This morning, was not feeling so great lah..so...click click on the internet and starting to hunt for 'interesting' vacancies ..


later, a line dancing buddy asked y I hv the title "i nid a new job' as my msn tagline..start to tell her that my job is quite on low productivity level..which can be a bit boring leh..blah blah blah


She suggested I cud teach line dancing..nahhh..not my line..and then i tot..y not b a bas sekolah driver..you know , those like kereta sapu operasi ....stuff as many kids (not my one, so why bother that they are comfortable or not) in the van and squeeze as much $$$ as possible from their poor (but rich) parents..nyek nyek nyek ...

and think of the perks that comes with this lucrative job ..good money (get paid beginning of month, o/wise can mengamok and threaten strike) ...short hours (u noe lah..drive them to schools, drop them and then can go sapu sapu pasar pagi for good bargain (economy no good mah..nid to scretch that extra sen)..and the best is ....cheng cheng cheng.. 6 weeks paid holidays leh..u go count yourself lah how i can get 6 weeks paid holidays.....

also have other minors advantages to use the brain cells..can pratice swearing behind wheels when in terrible traffic.. ..and bitch about mums who ruffled me up ..and look at

the children's handsome (or used to be loh) papa..

life is great leh ......so any one got any school going children needing transport...let me know ya..

Working with Idiots

Click on the image to read

His First Time Ever

It was my first time ever

And I'll never forget

I'd do it again

Without a single regret.
The sky was dark

The moon was high

We were all alone

Just she and I.
Her hair was soft

Her eyes were blue

I knew just what

She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft

Her legs so fine

I ran my fingers

Down her spine.
I didn't know how

But I tried my best

I started by placing

My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear

My fast beating heart

But slowly she spread

Her legs apart.
And when I did it I felt no shame

All at onceT

he white stuff came.
At last it's finished

It's all over now

My first time ever

At milking a cow...

First Aid

IMPORTANT MEDICAL INFORMATION
For years the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to put a piece of raw meat on it. Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, using a cold steak actually delays the recovery of broken blood vessels that cause the black and blue marks around the eyes.

These same studies have shown that application of warm, soft and tender meat is the most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage. So, the next time you get a black eye, here's how to treat it.....

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Administer treatment until pain and swelling are gone...

Caution: This could possibly cause some swelling in other areas!

Five (5 - Lima , Em Koh) Most Handsomest Men

Five of the World Most Handsomest (& Richest??) Male Homosapiens on Mother EARTH

Hrithik Roshan

Most handsome Indian man…. actor...

Most Handsome Pakistanese man….

Imran Abbas

Most Handsome Saudi man

Prince Mutaib - grandson of King Faizal

Most handsome Emeritish man

Prince Fazza aka. Sheik Hamdan

Most Handsomes Turkish Man / Singer

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Most handsome employee in Saudi Aramco after 25 years

Dudy

Haiyaa..i oredi told u maa…5 only…

How They Keep Warm in the Antartic Part 2

Have you ever wonder how the scientists and others keep warm at the Antartic base during the long winter months (Feb-Aug 2008)..where there are no daylights for 24 hours and constant darkness.


Read the following article and you will understand more.. wat better ways to keep warm and be occupied during those lonely cold nites (&days)



http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4577040a4560.html



No wonder the Poles are melting at the alarming rate with all the heat generated


Happy reading !

How They Keep Warm in The Artic/Antartic

Wanna know how the scientist and people keep warm in the artic & antartic??

Come back tomolo & i will reveal ...

Reborn of a Blogger

Today begins the first phase of my blogging life...not taking into consideration my first blog at our www.brpcommunity.com . That www has been taken over (hostile or friendly wise) by sum company selling Joomla & sum nonsense stuffs..

Guess you must be wondering why I chose that 'suggestive' blog title..Sex, Glamour Gold & Glitter..well it sounded so 'cool & in' ..wait till you read what i will be writing ...have some patience lah..